People are often surprised when I say that I like Christmas. However, I have had a sneaking suspicion for a number of years that I have been lying to myself. I do not like Christmas. Not specifically the concept itself. It’s the people. It’s always the fucking people. The first hint of it is Black … Continue reading Christmas →

It’s very rare that a team that I support gets to any final. Unfortunately this year was one of those occasions. It’s unfortunate because it probably means that I'm going to have to attend. It’s a rarity because most of the teams I support are absolutely fucking shit. I actually prefer supporting shit teams. It’s … Continue reading Finals Day →

I have decided to write a new blog into this echo chamber because WordPress charged me for the year. The first subject is quite hard to describe. I would term it “People thinking they are mental”. Not necessarily in a clinical sense. I mean in the sense of rugby player initiation type stuff where people … Continue reading Problematic Personalities →

It was Friday 6th March 2020. I had just finished work and I decided that I would stop in Sainsbury’s on the way home to buy some Estrella. It was a frantic scene. The car park was rammed, and as I entered the store people were wide eyed and clattering about with their trolleys full … Continue reading Lockdown →

I used to have an unusual fascination with reading one star Trip Advisor reviews. I have always wanted to reply to these people but unfortunately, Trip Advisor will not let me do this. To make this possible I have pasted some reviews I've found from various places and replied to them as I would if … Continue reading Customer Complaints →

I was watching YouTube videos of Kim Woodburn recently and it made me wonder who I would invite to my dream dinner party. The idea of a dinner party absolutely sickens me. In my head, every dinner party consists of pretentious cunts sitting round a £500 dining table, eating overcooked shit food and bragging about … Continue reading Dream Dinner Table →

A number of years ago I created the concept “CUNTED SUNDAY PURCHASES”. This was in a bid to deal with the utterly sickening week that lay ahead. I would trademark it but it costs too much. The saying “You don’t hate Mondays, you just have a shit life” is very true. I actually quite enjoy … Continue reading Cunted Sunday Purchases →

The time has come to publish part two of my annoyances trilogy. It doesn't take much to piss me off to be honest. I could compile a scripture the size and detail of the bible if I really put my mind to it. I keep a document within Google Docs and generally update the utterly … Continue reading Annoyances – Part 2 →

Last year, i was presented with an opportunity to go on holiday to Florida in April 2019. The holiday was at a heavily discounted price, but there was a catch. The catch was that i would have to go with, and be at close quarters with people for fourteen days. I knew this would be … Continue reading Travel Diaries – America →

A few weeks back, i was sitting in my home office heavily intoxicated when i received an email. The email was from Marathon bet. It was a competition, deposit using a promo code and for every £5 bet you place, you receive a ticket in the draw for VIP tickets to Man City v West … Continue reading Competition Winner →